u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
Anisocoria is a condition where the pupil of one eye differs in size from the pupil of the other. Affecting 20% of population, it can be an entirely harmless condition or a symptom of more serious medical problems.